Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2015

happy friday


a belated christmas gift from a vendor at work? flattering.
my (old) last name spelled like THAT? priceless.

also, this hilarious spelling was sort of comical given the current weather conditions outside (so cold the air hurts my face kind of cold).

my brother-in-law is coming to town this weekend and he said he just wants to eat ramen... eat ramen all weekend.  i think this sounds like an excellent plan.  i mean, delicious rich pork-y noodle soup every few hours after walking around NYC? yes. yes i like the sounds of that.  (well, except for the fact that i finally ate right and went to kickboxing everyday this week, eating all that ramen would totally make up for any effort during the week and MORE! sigh... if only i had infinite metabolism when i wanted it...)

happy friday!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

i have to get one

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(all gifs via)

cat saturday was SO funny this week... you should check it out so you, too, can have tears of laughter rolling down your face. 

gosh i want a cat so bad.....


Thursday, March 21, 2013

profanity is a good thing?

...well... i wouldn't quite say that...
if you're going to use profanity, it might as well be used to grab attention for something good instead of, well, anything else.

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so, thanks, thug kitchen , for doing just that!
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i just can't get enough of it! this blog is relatively new, and i'm SO looking forward to seeing what other mother fucking healthy things they have to say.  i'm gonna go eat some swiss chard now (oh wait, i'm living in a hotel, and finding a way to eat swiss chard without a kitchen, knife, or cutting board is rather difficult. maybe mr p can make me something with it this weekend :P)

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

pitch perfect: fat amy

if you haven't seen pitch perfect yet, you should.

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(why... isn't that, like, a singing movie or something?)

well, yeah, but... it introduces you to fat amy.
and all of her awesomeness that brings me to laughing-tears.

now go watch it.
we did!


p.s. fat amy is also rebelicious.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

you need a good belly laugh.

....and you thought david after dentist was funny, wait until you watch "laughing gas didn't phase julie at all"

thanks, the chive, besides all the pictures boobs that i have to go through to get to the funny stuff, you always manage to find a way to give me a good belly laugh.

cheers to the weekend!

Sunday, August 5, 2012

lucky duck.

first thing this morning,
i walk into the kitchen,
get a big kiss from mr p.


he laughs, and tells me to look in the mirror....

so, i do.

and i see this...

(a pretty epic morning rat's nest of a head of hair... crazy dreams mixed with teasing my hair the night before will do that i suppose)

i think he really DOES love me, if he can still kiss me with a straight face and THEN laugh at me...

and if he can deal with my crazy need to pick scabs, pop pimples, and peel the dead skin off my peeling nose (leaving me slightly resembling Rudolph)

i suppose i'm one. lucky. duck.


Friday, July 20, 2012

cat saturdays

for some reason today, i got to work feeling giddy .

it could be because i'm seeing my bestest high school friends a week from TODAY!

it could be because i got an email from one of my mexico trip girls asking about music selections for music on the beach (less than two months away!!) ...which made me super anxious to see those lovely ladies :D

it could be because i'm getting to see LOCAL friends this weekend (oh hey, guys, no we didn't forget about you, we just have too many people to see that live in too many different AWESOME places)

it could be because i got an email from chobani yesterday saying "hey, we wanna hook you up with some free CHO!" (uh, yes please! we're totally getting into this using-plain-yogurt-in-unconventional-dishes thing)


it COULD be because tomorrow is cat saturday!!

i’m totally convinced that the sole reason for mr p introducing me to this awful awful ly “interesting” website is so my desperate NEED to get a cat subsides, and I’m fully entertained by looking at OTHER cats.

well… it’s actually working … for now.

so, without further ado, I now bring you last saturday's  cat Saturday , from  

go be entertained. and be forever insta-excited when you wake up on Saturday mornings!! (and don't look at the rest of the website... there's a bunch of boobs. and i'm guessing you're probably a girl who's reading this, and you don't want to see boobs)

on another cat-related note, this website is pretty funny too.

cheers to the weekend!